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Nova Scotia Departmnet of Natual Oddities and Extreme Weather Prevention
News Release
Date: August 19, 2025

Beaches Closed to Reduce Hurricane Risk

Halifax, Nova Scotia — The Province of Nova Scotia has announced immediate restrictions on access to provincial beaches in an effort to reduce the risk of hurricanes.

Officials with the Department of Natural Oddities and Extreme Weather Prevention say new data suggests that human activity along the shoreline may inadvertently “signal” to the Atlantic that the province is prepared for major storms. By limiting time spent on the sand, the government hopes to minimize the frequency and severity of hurricanes during the 2025 storm season.

“Nova Scotians love our coastline, but we must all do our part to prevent extreme weather events,” said a departmental spokesperson. “Too many people on the sand at one time may look like an invitation for a hurricane. Staying off the beaches keeps everyone safer.”

The restrictions take effect immediately and will remain until the close of hurricane season or until the Atlantic Ocean agrees to calm down.

Prohibited Activities

The following activities are now prohibited on all Nova Scotia beaches:

• Walking, swimming, wading, or sunbathing.
• Building sandcastles of any height or complexity.
• Playing volleyball, frisbee, or other activities that mimic wind funnels.
• Collecting seashells or driftwood, which may upset coastal weather systems.

Enforcement

Violations of the Beach Restriction Order may result in fines of up to $697. Repeat offenders may be required to attend a mandatory presentation entitled: “So You Think You Can Stop a Hurricane: Community Preparedness 101.”

Provincial officers and beach patrols will monitor compliance, and signage will be posted at major beach access points.

Reminder to the Public

Nova Scotians are reminded that hurricanes pose serious risks to communities, infrastructure, and personal safety. Avoiding beaches is a small but meaningful action that supports the province’s broader hurricane-prevention efforts.

“By staying off the sand, Nova Scotians are keeping the skies calm, the waters steady, and their shingles right where they belong,” said the spokesperson.

Media Contact
Ms. Sandy Shoals, Senior Advisor
Department of Natural Oddities and Extreme Weather Prevention
Government of Nova Scotia
Email: beachsafety@novascotia.ca